I have recently become enormously interested in fucking girls in the ass while telling them they are dirty bitches. If I was to keep a spreadsheet (which I don’t) I’d estimate a weekly average of 4.
Would like to do it again, but with the girl giving me some backchat so I have to slap her around a bit. Her: Makes me worry for myself to be honest lol the things i enjoy in the bedroom… Remember I’ve been coupled up for most of my adult life. I feel like I should be upping the count as a matter of urgency Me: Masturbation. Depends on how I’m doing with girls, hobbies, and how rapey I’m feeling.
[one hour passes] Her: Why did u suddenly decide that?
But i kind of just hate him too much right now to care. Tell me something about u mr judgemental Me: You have three questions. Her: One, what was the worst moment in ur whole entire life? Three, how many times have you honestly been in love? Actually, I can related to that but usually I was the heartbreaker. You totally have the airs and graces of a girl who tools the beta boys to get a little army of orbiters to validate the princesses ego. well, i kind of stopped being a girl with an ego and became someone a little fragile and cynical. Me: Is this where the “I hate men” thing came from [reference to a recent Facebook status]? Yes, the i hate men came up when that cunt and i tried to maintain a friendship when the dust settled and he felt the need to brag about shagging I text her out of the blue late one night, first time in about 2 weeks. This was about a month ago and I’ve held it back from my blog until I finally went “radically honest” on her and told her I’m a dating coach. You must be missing the texts Her: drunk now i take it? Just being filthy on Facebook chat and I thought of you. Me: Swear away, but try to keep it thematically relevant, well timed, and above all creative.