And then to get, your attention in the crowded place I simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face. I walk into a bar and there he was, standin up on a bucket, agagag,tryin to fuck it.
Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, ha! I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!
I throw a little in your face and say "I'm just playin." As you spit it all out I rub your back and grab your underwear and wedge it up in your ass crack. I'd tell you that I like the way you make your tities shake, and if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake.
And,tell you that i can't believe how fucking fat you are.
(Host) Now let's meet contestant #2, He's a psycopathic derranged crackhead freak Who works in the Dark Carnival. First in, I could never love you You sound like a richy bitch, yo f***k you!
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care, By takin all these other motha f***kers outta here!
Your dad would probably start trippin and get me p***d I'd have to walk up and bust him in his f***kin lips!