We meet up for coffee, are you talking about yourself or are you asking about me as well?
Name 3 things you learned about the last 2 women you went out with. If I know 50-eleven things about you and you only know my eyes are brown because I’m Black then I’mma take a hard pass.
I know it’s hard, but sometimes people — individual people — just don’t like you. You’ve taken the first step towards letting yourself be great and keeping Black woman slander out of your mouth.
Here’s the honest truth, all jokes aside: you could be amazing, wonderful, interesting, intelligent, sweet, and the person you like still may not like you. There’s someone out there who will like you just the way you are and you’ll feel the same way about them.
Do you believe in plots to emasculate the Black man and destroy the Black family?
Do you send unsolicited dick pics with shitty lighting? Be honest: when you look in the mirror, do you like what you see?
She’s not just there to always hype you up (even when you’re deadass, headass wrong) or gargle your ballsack. If you don’t want someone who is actually going to feel some kinda way about things that isn’t always going to be the way you feel, you don’t want a girlfriend. Do you spend all your time focused on what someone else is that you aren’t?
Are you misogynistic, sexist, classist, homophobic, transphobic, or otherwise bigoted?
Are you a pallet gynecologist who believes vaginas get loose with use or that female orgasms are a myth?
Do you think women are only lesbians because they know men like it?
Do you think women are built to submit to their man while simultaneously building them up like their children?
Or you meet someone and y’all are great friends but you know it’ll never go beyond that?