Subtle touches on a date are totally fine, but only if nobody sees it.
Nope, you don’t have to sign up for a language course, even though I highly recommend Thaipod 101.
After twenty minutes you ask her what she wants to do and she says “go to the mall”. As soon as you are in the mall she takes your hand, leads you in one shop after another and looks at you like a cute little puppy whenever she sees something she likes. I actually met a really, really dumb Farang who opens his wallet whenever a girl tells him about her sick “INSERT ANY HUMAN OR ANIMAL”.
This captain save a hoe was dumb enough to believe that giving money to the family of your girlfriend is a part of the Thai culture.
Despite all the wonderful Asian women I have met from Bangkok to Chiang Mai, I know that If you ask me, waking up next to a woman with a thick sausage between her/his legs is a good reason for an intense therapeutic session.
I honestly thank god, Buddha and every force in the universe that I never made this terrible experience.
You need to wait until you are in a private environment.