Want to ruin someone else’s relationship without the messy business of actually getting involved?
Check out some of the worst and weirdest dating and sex apps out there – for when OKCupid just isn’t going to cut it.
Or who just want to hide the evidence that they’re into online hook-ups.
You can then send them voice messages and videos of yourself, which to be honest will probably be used for more sinful than heavenly reasons really.
You want to use Tinder, but you’re too busy, and you’re loaded (it is the perfect time of year for it with revision and student loans…). Aimed at rich single men with little free time to spare, Personal Dating Assistants provides an online profile management and ghostwriting service for dating profiles.
Then you can go online afterwards and see how well you did against the rest of the world – who needs pillow talk anyway?
Do you spend most of your free time staring daggers at the “in a relationship” status on your one-true-love’s Facebook?
A bit like how Jordan writes all her books, but for sex.